Life According to a 2-year-old

It's official. We live with a 2-year-old. Fun? Yes! Challenging? Definitely yes!! Here is life according to Gunnar as a 2-year-old...
1. I can do everything by myself.
2. Everything is mine.
3. If you ask me, I will tell you that poop goes in the potty. But I won't always put it there.
4. Screwdrivers can fix anything. (the tool, not the drink - we try to be responsible parents!!)
5. Litte brothers drink lots of milk and poop all the time. But they are cute too and deserve lots of kisses.
6. Brushing teeth is optional, and I usually opt not to attempt it.
7. Blowing bubbles never gets old.
8. Tickle monsters are the funniest thing in the world!
9. Any food that is round can turn into a ball at the end of dinnertime.
10. If I make a cute face and say please, I usually can get what I want.